Or maybe we didn't really meet up over there. Maybe we just met online. Or maybe we didn't meet at all. It's all so confusing. I really feel for the guy. He's had a tough year. I think after the NFL draft we should all volunteer to take him out birdwatching for some relaxation.
Manti, if you read this...give me a shout out and we'll take you out birding 4 reelz.
In the meantime, forget Flat Stanley. In this digital day and age, if you'd like to take Manti birding yourself, here's something that should help:
You know what to do!
Hilarious take on one of the weirdest stories in sports today.
ReplyDeleteSomebody has to do something reasonable here. Let's take Brother Te'o out for some birding!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid I'm coming in on this Te'o thing a bit late and without knowledge, but at any rate this still made me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteEvery Don Quixote must have his Sancho Panza.
Every Rob Fergus must have his Manti Te'o.
Every Manti Te'o must have a...fake girlfriend or something?
I am happy to take him out birding, but won't his sightings of rare birds be suspect? I mean, we are all accused of having over-active imaginations on some rarities...
ReplyDeleteYou really gone there or edited? If you do so you have done great job.
ReplyDeleteYou have great feeling about Manti Te'o. He must love you post. This really wonderful post.
ReplyDeleteWonderful post. This is really a great home. Like a dream.
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